🦝Zero Emotional Availability-Maximum Raccoon Energy With Our Emotionally Unavailable Raccoon Shirt!🦝
For those who’d rather ghost than talk about their feelings, this Emotionally Unavailable Raccoon T-shirt says it all—so you don’t have to. Printed on ultra-soft Comfort Colors® 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee features a hilariously moody raccoon who's done with emotional labor and ready to retreat to his dumpster.
Whether you're a proud introvert, emotionally exhausted, or just here for the trash panda aesthetic, this relaxed-fit shirt delivers cozy vibes and sarcastic truths.
🎁 A Perfect Gift for Overthinkers, Introverts & Raccoon Lovers
Need a gift that screams relatable? This tee is a go-to for teens, college students, sarcastic coworkers, and meme-addicted besties who love raccoons, self-deprecating humor, and ironic fashion. Perfect for birthdays, mental health days, or just surviving adulthood.
Why You’ll Love Our Emotionally Unavailable Raccoon Shirt:
✅ Comfort Colors® softness with a vintage, lived-in feel
✅ Funny and honest message with a moody raccoon graphic
✅ Made from 100% ring-spun cotton—cozy and breathable
✅ Pre-shrunk, relaxed unisex fit
✅ Eco-conscious dyes + ethical sourcing
Product Features:
- Washed-In Softness – Garment-dyed for a lived-in feel from the first wear.
- Heavier Weight Comfort – 6.1 oz./yd² fabric offers a cozy, relaxed feel perfect for everyday wear.
- Premium Cotton – Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a naturally soft and breathable texture.
- Relaxed Fit – Designed with a classic fit and set-in sleeves for laid-back, unstructured comfort.
- Vintage Look – Garment-dyeing process creates rich color depth and subtle variations for a one-of-a-kind look.
- Durable Construction – Double-needle stitching throughout and twill-taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting shape.
- Tag-Free Feel – Sewn-in twill label minimizes irritation and offers a clean finish.
- Responsibly Made – Dyed with low-impact, OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and part of sustainable U.S. cotton initiatives.
🦝 Show your soft side (kind of) — grab this tee and let your raccoon spirit speak for itself.
Size & Care Instructions:
📏 Size Chart Available – Check our sizing guide to find the perfect fit.
🧼 Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and iron inside out for long-lasting wear.