I Salt My Food With The Tears Of My Enemies Tee

• Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
• Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
• Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
• Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
• Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

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Product Description:

Not everyone seasons their life with subtlety—and that’s exactly the point.

The “I Salt My Food With The Tears Of My Enemies” tee is for the woman who handles business, keeps receipts, and still finds time to make dinner. It’s equal parts savage and stylish, with just the right dose of petty pride. Whether it’s office politics, toxic exes, or internet trolls—you’ve earned those tears, and you’re not letting them go to waste.

This shirt is soft, flattering, and made for those who like their humor a little dark and their confidence unapologetic. Wear it to brunch, the gym, or your next passive-aggressive family gathering.

Because revenge is a dish best served salty—and with a killer outfit.

Want to pair this with an equally spicy hoodie or tote bag? Let me know and I’ll hook you up.

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